Just got this email from Yahoo! (who also own Flickr) and am 96.3% convinced that the main and/or only reason they purchased Tumblr is so they could copyright the “-er” -> “-r” thing.
NASA Funds 3D Pizza Printer
“NASA has doled out a research grant to develop a prototype 3D printer for food, so astronauts may one day enjoy 3D-printed pizza on Mars.”
ho.ly.shit.
nc represent u go bro
Top five for cursing, top five for courteousness. Louisiana, mother fuckers :P
…the top five ‘least likely to curse’ kind of surprises me, because I feel like I swear a lot…
Louisiana for most courteous and most likely to curse. You have no idea how accurate this is. XD We all curse like sailors but we’ll be the nicest damn sailors you’ll ever meet. ;)
FUCKYES FUCKYES I’M FROM CHICAGO OK
this is bullshit boston uses swears as fucking punctuation
Since You Asked, 9 May 2013:
Dear Cary,I’ve followed you for what feels like 10 years, as I’ve traversed the quarter-life crisis and crises of creativity that speak powerfully to the blood that has always run through my veins.
So now I come to you with a more commonplace problem in some…
this.
Going back home.
Something Wild, Garden State
78,000 to live on Mars: Have you signed up?
“78,000 people have applied to live on Mars. Up to 3,000 will make the first cut, and the 28-40 finalists will spend seven years training before 4 finally get selected for a one-way trip to live on Mars.”
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Oscillate is a thesis animation by SVA student Daniel Sierra. WOW.
Side by side, their faces blurred,
The earl and countess lie in stone,
Their proper habits vaguely shown
As jointed armour, stiffened pleat,
And that faint hint of the absurd—
The little dogs under their feet.
Such plainness of the pre-baroque
Hardly involves the eye, until
It meets his left-hand gauntlet, still
Clasped empty in the other; and
One sees, with a sharp tender shock,
His hand withdrawn, holding her hand.
They would not think to lie so long.
Such faithfulness in effigy
Was just a detail friends would see:
A sculptor’s sweet commissioned grace
Thrown off in helping to prolong
The Latin names around the base.
They would not guess how early in
Their supine stationary voyage
The air would change to soundless damage,
Turn the old tenantry away;
How soon succeeding eyes begin
To look, not read. Rigidly they
Persisted, linked, through lengths and breadths
Of time. Snow fell, undated. Light
Each summer thronged the glass. A bright
Litter of birdcalls strewed the same
Bone-riddled ground. And up the paths
The endless altered people came,
Washing at their identity.
Now, helpless in the hollow of
An unarmorial age, a trough
Of smoke in slow suspended skeins
Above their scrap of history,
Only an attitude remains:
Time has transfigured them into
Untruth. The stone fidelity
They hardly meant has come to be
Their final blazon, and to prove
Our almost-instinct almost true:
What will survive of us is love.
— “An Arundel Tomb” by Philip Larkin